Monthly Archives: December 2011

Dreamy….

Dreamy….

Your horoscope for December 20, 2011

Call on your creativity and do something artistic to stimulate your mind, Ariel. You might find yourself a bit dreamy today, but you can use this feeling to your advantage. It is important to get off the ground and hang out in the clouds for a while. Just be sure that you don’t let yourself get carried away with too much self-indulgence. Leave yourself an escape route to get home.

Unicorn (Urban dictionary)

Unicorn (Urban dictionary)

unicorn — 529 up, 425 down — urban dictionary! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=unicorn

1. (positive)
Your dream person. Your perfect person. The person to whom you wish to be with intimately more than anyone else. This person is characterized by the following statements and application rational.
Statements:
The unicorn is a rare mythological creature:
They have healing powers and can neutralize poison:
Rational:
Despite its rarity, everyone has a unicorn. But everyone’s unicorn is rare to them. This one person can sooth your soul and give you a sense of worth or completeness. Just the thought of this person can heal your innermost pain on the darkest of days. It’s the perfect person.

2. (negative)
The unreachable love. Too good to be true because her unicorn status is superficial. Because most unicorns are rare and out of touch, the truth of the unicorn is likely askew. Beauty is exaggerated and faults and other unattractive attributes are forgotten or discounted. It’s your true love…Mr. Right… dream girl… and endless pursuit of this unicorn can only lead to disappointment.
1. “I’ve been in love with Erin since the first time we went to dinner together. When I lost her, I felt as if a piece of my soul died; however every time I think of her, that piece of my soul glows like the moon. Yep, Erin, she is my unicorn. I would climb a mountain just to be with here for a minute!”

2. “Wake up idiot, she’s a moron!”
“No she’s not; she’s the nicest smartest person I know.”
“You say that because she’s your unicorn. You have chosen to forget about her criminal record and trends of stupidity! Snap out of it and look at who she really is!”

Fictional Eulogy

Fictional Eulogy

12/7/11 Eulogy

She used to be just a girl, who expected the world. But it flew away from her reach, so she ran away in her sleep. Dreamed of paradise. Every time she closed her eyes.

She used to enthusiastically speak about how she would change the world. She was going to make everyone eat from wooden and ceramic plates, eliminate all their plastic and make it mandatory to grow their own food independently. She wanted to make it legal to dumpster dive in the wasteland of American corporations and educate them on their entire lavish attitude. He had a plan to create a small garden in each citizen’s property – and they were required by law to care for it.

She had such a big heart – for everyone and everything on this polluted earth. She was the person who stepped out of a crowd to say hello, to guide you to a where you needed to go, to step up for what she believed was just. She never said a bad thing about anyone, and she always carried a smile. Even though she had witnessed the flagrance of humans, there was still hope in her heart for a brighter and warmer future.

The good people always die young, but they leave a lesson plan behind for us to open up. Sometimes we get lost through the twisted paths of society, and we need some sort of wake up call. They remind us that there is still good in the world, you only have to be brave enough to go and make it, go and find it in this world. I believe everything happens for a reason, so this was meant to be, however hurtful and unexpected.

She may not have meant much to the world, but she deeply touched the people around her, and that accounts for more than you know.